jetbag:

I get personally offended when someone shitty listens to my favourite band

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putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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nickfuckface:

people who are rude to their parents
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people who are rude to other people’s parents
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beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

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icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

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lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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